Hello, my name is Sarah. I have a habit of writing in formal English. Homestuck. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Mass Effect. Dragon Age. The Elder Scrolls. Multiple other fandoms. About the scarves...I usually go by Seer of Void, but I've also been told by multiple internet quizzes that I am the Maid of Heart, and the Page of Space (and the Seer of Void, but that's a given.) I don't know why this matters. But, I thought I'd share. Well...Bye!
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
i cant believe we share a website with these people
i thought they were randomly having a go at their father
then i realised
(Source: lilmissmarshmallow)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
useful social note: combo-punching real people in the face still doesn’t make them turn into a shower of gold coins
Tumblr’s reaction to something “offensive”.
OH MY GOD
the dog is having a fucking panic attack and this bitch is sittin over here like “ya lets see how many likes on tumblr this will get. animal abuse for the win!”
you’ve obviously never seen nor heard a pug before
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LUNATICS
IF SOMEONE OFFERED YOU 1.1 BILLION FOR YOUR COMPANY WOULD YOU TAKE IT?
If my company was called tumblr. then no
NO. Because this is a different life.
my apologies, you are both clearly financial experts
If Google offered my company 1.1 Million, then I would consider taking it. But I would never take anything from Yahoo.
GUYS THIS IS HARDCORE PORN
No really, don’t click it.
i cant believe yahoo wants this website
dendodge: So, I’m not happy about Yahoo buying Tumblr either, because they kill...
So, I’m not happy about Yahoo buying Tumblr either, because they kill everything they touch, but here’s why I’m not panicking yet:
- Tumblr will “continue to operate as an independent business”, according to the Wall street Journal, which means we probably get to keep (most of) the staff who…
